Botanist pun joke
Why was the botanist so wise? He was very sage.
How was the botanist paid? With a stipe-nd.
What was the greenhorn botanist sent on? A stipe hunt.
What type of drawings do botanists enter in? Raffle-esias.
What does a botanist sleep on? A monocot.
What keeps a botanist going? Tomentum.
Why was the botanist crying? She had THYRSE in her eyes (what can I say it was a tendril moment).
Why couldn't the botanist see very well? She had A-stigma-tism.
What does a botanists do when he/she finds a new orchid? Labellum.
The botanist was broke, so she took out a lawn, or was it a loam.