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Little Johnny was always late for school. Day after day he would come to class late. Finally, his teacher told him if he was late one more day, he would be suspended.

So, the next morning he showed up to class late and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied, "I was riding my bike down the hill next to the school, and my brakes gave out. At the bottom of the hill there was a goat, and my handle bar went right up his ass." "RECTUM!" corrected the teacher. With that little Johnny repiled, "Wrecked him? Hell, it killed him!"

Pun is a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings. It is also called paronomasia. Puns are a common source of humor in jokes and comedy shows. It takes a while for kids to use puns. Only practice can help them improve their language skills. We provide so many pun jokes in this section. And some of the funny puns for kids here can be used to make your family and classroom full of fun.

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