A Few Short Puns

•What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? ¨C A flat minor.

•What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ¨C Frostbite.

•What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? ¨C Polaroids.

•Why is a pig's tail like getting up at three op'clock in the morning? ¨C It's twirly.

•Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? ¨C He wanted to transcend dental medication.

•If you are American when you go into a toilet and you American when you come out of the toilet, what are you while you are in the toilet? ¨C European, of course.

•What do yu call an unemployed jester? ¨C Nobody's fool.

•Two peanuts were walking down a sidewalk. One was assaulted¡­..

•What's a Hindu? ¨C Lays eggs.

•What is a bigamist? ¨C An Italian fog.