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Answering machine message 102

With apologies to Robert Burns: O ma phone is but an ebon box, Wha' rings when I'm awa'. And my tape machine waits, For your call, This message for ta play. So leave ye message at the beep, Then bide ye well a while, For I will hear your voice, ONE DAY, and call ye wi' a smile.
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