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Bad corporate slogans

These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.

Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"

MTV: "Loud and easy to Englishspell."

Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You¡¯re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!"

Iguana: "The other green meat."

Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!"

Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years."

Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!"

Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!"

Radio Shack: "You¡¯ve got questions, we¡¯ve got geek losers!"

Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don¡¯t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?"

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