Earthworm joke for kidsLittle Eddy and his mom were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddy proudly dangled it before his mom.
"No, honey, it won't do for bait," she said. "It's not an earthworm."
"It's not?" Eddy asked, his eyes wide. "What planet is it from?"