Mercy, Joy and Grace

A pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman.

One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard his husband praying in the living room, "Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy and grace into my life."

The woman ran quickly with a frying pan, whacked him on the head and said, "I knew you were a player and a fake pastor! You've just prayed for all your girlfriends, you think I didn't hear you! Who the hell are Mercy, Joy and Grace?"