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  • Doctor doctor 13

    Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
    Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

    Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
    Do you drink a lot?
    Not really - I spill most of it!

    Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm
    How boring for you!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
    What's come over you?
    Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel
    That's shocking!

    Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
    You can't get round me just like that you know!

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