Doctor Doctor joke for kids

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!
You certainly do sir ¨C this is a flower shop!

Doctor, doctor I can't get to sleep!
Lie on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor Doctor! I think I'v gone blind! Can you tell me if I have?
You certainly have sir, this is a cafe!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a triangle.
I see your point!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!

Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
I will deal with you later!