Crazy Psychiatrist Jokes for Kids 09

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.If you areobsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you areco-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you havemultiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you areparanoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.If you areschizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you aredepressed, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.If you aredelusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.