Computer geek jokes

If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

I would love to change the world, but they won¡¯t give me the source code.

The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.

Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world¡¯s population.

Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk.

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Windows 95 makes Unix look like an operating system.

How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!

God is real, unless declared integer.

I'm tempted to buy the slashdot staff a grammar checker. What do they do for 40 hours a week?

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It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions.

Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue.

Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands.

Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives!