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  • Reptile joke list 06

    Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
    He had his own frog horn!

    Where do you get frogs eggs?
    At the spawn shop!

    What's a toads favorite sweet?
    Lollihops!

    What do you call a frog spy?
    A croak and dagger agent!

    How did the toad die?
    He simply croaked!

    Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
    In the croakroom!

    What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
    Hop in!

    What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
    Reptiles!

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