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What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?
A gerbil shepherd dog!
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
Mouse code!
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?
Bubble and squeak!
What's a mouse's favorite record?
Please cheese me!
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?
Sir!
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
With a mouse warming party!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
Mickey Moose!
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