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Cat joke list 08

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: When is a lion not a lion?
A: When he turns into his cage!

Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I'm paw!

Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?
A: An aunt-eater!

Q: What do tigers wear in bed?
A: Stripey pyjamas!

Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?
A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

You will like this section very soon if you love animals or have a pet. Some animal jokes are the best kids jokes. This section includes pet jokes, dog, cat, mouse, bird, ant, crow and so on. Enjoy our collection of hilarious animal jokes for kids and laugh along with the pure humor and classic jokes related to our friends living in the animal kingdom.

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