Killed a rooster
        A guy who ran over a rooster on a country road late one night. He felt bad, so he went up to the nearby house, knocks on the door and says to the old farmer:
"Sir, I just ran over your Rooster, and i'd like to replace it."And of course, the old farmer shrugs and replies: "Be my guest. The hens are out back."

      
       
      
        
        
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