Isaac Newton discovered gravity when an apple fell on his head.
The question is: Was it a laptop or desktop model?
Q: Why was the computer geek disappointed by the zoo?
A: He couldn't find any RAM.
Q: Why was Susan's dad kicking the computer?
A: Because he was trying to boot it up.
Q: How do you know when your computer has the Disney virus?
A: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Q: Why were there jumper cables connected to Alan's computer?
A: He was told by his son to restart it.
Q: What do you get when you cross Dracula with Microsoft Word?
A: A word count.
Q: What do you call a computer that only types in uppercase?