Q: Why did the atom cross the road?
A: Because it was time to split!
Q: What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
A: R2 Detour.
Q: How did the scientist invent bug spray?
A: Well, she started from scratch¡
Q: What did the astronaut think of the takeoff?
A: She though it was a blast!
Q: How do you get an astronaut's baby to fall asleep?
Q: How did the astronaut feel when he ran into the alien with six lasers for arms?
Q: Why is football so popular on Venus?
A: Because all the houses have Astroturf on their front lawns.